Hi everyone! I’m a senior at GHAA. Attending this school since 6th grade means I know every teacher that’s ever been, every tragedy this school has had the misfortune of knowing, and more than the teachers. I’m Adela’s arch nemesis (in the quest to be valedictorian (even though we don’t do that at GHAA)). I’m now breaking into her house and stealing her school newspaper. The unofficial sub of all my classes, I’m happy to look over your essay, re-teach you freshman year math, or clap that difficult rhythm in your sheet music for you. If you’ll allow me to unroll my scroll of hobbies: playing violin, knitting, crocheting, drawing, writing, cooking, sewing, listening to music. Blah blah blah. I will be bringing a tiktok-making attitude to this newspaper in a way you will hate, but be addicted to. One hour a day limit, you guys.